Issue No 3. December 2001

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Co-founder: Rabbie Burns

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Jason
Club membership now 208

Rabbie

Out of the mouths of babes!
This morning my daughter Marcia (aged 7) opened window 20 in her advent calender and pulled out a chocolate. "Guess what it is Daddy" she said. "A reindeer?" I guessed. "No a penguin! and it's soft"......  I nodded knowingly.
This happened this morning and I have been chuckling about it all day.
Definitions
Many explanations have been offered as to the exact role of the RAF Regiment.And all of them are pretty accurate but don't forget the true role of the Rockape has always been.....................To harrass Penguins
 
 
Another Contradiction in Terms
Greek Military Aircraft

A Seasonal Joke

There was once a great Czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red. He stood looking out the windows of his palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting. He turned to her and said, "Look my dear, it has begun to rain!" Without even  looking up from her knitting she replied, "It's too cold to rain. It must be sleeting." The Czar shook his head and said, "I am the
Czar of all the Russias, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"



The kick of the .303 when you launched an Energa grenade nearly ripped your finger off if you didn't wedge the butt against a solid object

Danny Gourd marched onto the parade ground twirling his pace stick,eyes searching everwhere, everyone trembling with fear. (And that was just the officers)

You skived in the butts and stuck those little patches of coloured paper over the bullet holes, if there were any! trying desperately not to match the colours up
 

SANGRIA
Makes about 2 quarts or 10 6-ounce serving.Preparation time: 20 minutes.
              Chilling time: 1 hour.
Ingredients
2 bottles (750 ml. each) dry red wine (chilled)
2 cups fresh orange juice (chilled)
1/4 cup superfine sugar
4 large peaches (2 pounds, peeled and thinly sliced)
2 medium-size, unpeeled oranges (thinly sliced
1 large unpeeled lemon (thinly sliced)
1 cup club soda (chilled)
2 tablespoons Spanish brandy (optional)
Instructions
In a large bowl or jug, stir together the wine, juice, sugar, peaches, oranges, and lemon.
Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour or overnight. To serve, stir in the club soda, plus the brandy if you wish.
Pour into tall glasses filled with ice.

A beer lable from John Wright


Remembrance Day Parade 2001
(L to R) Ron Barnbrook, 'Nasty' Norman Gawler and Vic Houghton
(thanks for the pic Ron)
                            Learning the Lingo!
        English                                    Chinese
Are you harboring a fugitive               Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Small Horse                                    Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?                 Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table              Ai Bang Mai Ni
Has your flight been delayed?          Hao Long Wei Ting?
An unauthorized execution               Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet             Wai Yu Mun Ching?
He's cleaning his automobile            Wa  Shing  Ka
I think you need a facelift                  Chin Tu Fat
Nostalgia Pic 1960
The Blonde Joke
A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh...23!".The interviewer tries another straight forwardone to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then trapsone end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot three!" This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying  "Stephanie".The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss.We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?" "Ohh that!" replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'" 

"The British Secret Service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB."
   Clive James.

A Xmas Punch
I made this for a party in Limasoll at my house in 1964. Rowley Watts may remember

Ingredients
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of Cyprus Brandy (or 2)
1 bottle of lemon cordial
1 bottle of orange cordial
quarter of a bag of sugar
2 oranges sliced
2 lemons sliced
a few sprigs of mint
some water 
Method
Pour all the above, except for the water
into a large bowl and with a large spoon stir thoroughly.
Throw away what is left of the spoon
& add some water, not too much as it may dilute the alcohol. About a cupful should do.
garnish with slices of orange, lemon and mint leaves until the surface of the liquid is covered
'you may add more alcohol according to taste'
'do not add ice or chill'
You now have the most evil brew I have ever tasted. I remember making it up from a recipe which I abandoned halfway through as the alcoholic content was too low and only consisted of a gin base, so I put it right.


One for the lads in Belize


 Seasons greetings to all Serving Rocks wherever you are. Take care lads!
 

And the Winner is!
 

Club Pin-up for 2001-02
Thanks to all those who voted.
Won by a mile!!

 
There are no Xmas Penguin Alerts as they are all out of harms way. At home with Mummy.


My tie which appeared on the club a couple of weeks ago. It is an RAF Akrotiri tie circa 1958

The Campaign to raise the profile of the Regiment

Letter to Martin Alexanders MP and reply
Dear Mr Sawford,
I am a former member of the RAF Regiment (Gunners) nicknamed "Rockapes". It disturbs me and most if not all serving and ex serving members of the Regiment that we as a Regiment are not known by the general public. I would also like to point out that our contributions to war efforts around the world both past and present has not been acknowledged publicly nor mentioned by the Royal Air Force.
The RAF Regiment is a corps established by a Royal Warrant of His Late Majesty George VI on the 1st Feb 1942 as an indispensable part of the RAF. Her Majesty the Queen Elizabeth II is the Air Commodore-in-Chief of the Corps.
 During World War II we numbered in excess of over 70,000 men. We are no longer a force this size but we still a strong and formidable force.
The Regiment are trained as soldiers as of any army unit. We use Light Armoured Vehicle like the Scorpion. We operate the Rapier
Missile System, we have our own Parachute Squadron; and one of our squadrons which is The Queen's Colour Squadron undertakes
ceremonial parades and special events around the world. Arguably The Queen;s Colour Squadron is the best in the country's armed forces on the parade ground. Like other units in the British Armed Forces some members of the Regiment have and are serving with the SAS.
The RAF Regiment since its formation served in the Middle East, North and West Africa, South East Asia,Indo-China,Europe, Northern Ireland and the Falklands, to name but a few.
The Crest of the RAF Regiment is a crown and crossed rifles. This is regarded by all "Rockapes" as our crest which should be worn on our headdress and not the badge of the Royal Air Force.
As my MP I hope that you can find the time to help this "Forgotten Regiment" to put things right. Next year will be the 60th anniversary of  the Regiment. We are awaiting news from RAF Honnington our depot as to whether the celebration will proceed with our Air Commodore-in-Chief Queen Elizabeth II in attendance. But as a result of Sept 11th and operational committments, I dare say this now remains uncertain.
Thank you very much for your attention and time. I hope to hear from you.

Dear Mr Alexander
The Royal Air Force Regiment ( Gunners )
Thank you for your letter recieved on 17th December with regard to to recognition of the above regiment .I am not sure how I can assist personally but perhapsyou could let mehave a little more detail when we recieve a reply back from the Minister.
Meanwhile, I enclose a copy of my letter to the Right Honourable Geoffrey Hoon MP, Secretary of State for Defence.
Yours Sincerely
Phil Sawford MP

The Right Hon Geoffrey Hoon MP
The Secretary of State for Defence
Ministry of Defence
Old War Office Building
Whitehall
London 
SW1A 2EU

Dear Geoff
The Royal Air Force Regiment
I have recieved a letter from my constituent Mr Alexander who is raising awareness of the above regiment and in his letter has detailed their establishment within the Royal Air Force. Mr Alexander is concerned that the contributions of the regiment to war efforts around the world, both past and present,have not been mentioned publically nor mentioned by the Royal Air Force.
Later next yearthere will be the 60th Anniversary of the regiment and a celebration is planned. It is hoped that the Air Commodore-in-Chief Queen Elizabeth II will be in attendance.
I feel you should be aware of the concerns of my constituent and would ask what could be done to raise the profile of the regiment
Yours sincerely
Phil Sawford MP
(Well done Alex)

Bin Laden funnies from Paul Collins

And finally a poem from Rabbie

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
 HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
 IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE,
 MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE.
 I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY,
 WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
 AND TO SEE JUST WHO,
 IN THIS HOME, DID LIVE.
 I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
 A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
 NOT EVEN A TREE.
 NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
 JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
 ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES,
 OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.
 WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
 AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
 A SOBER THOUGHT,
 CAME THROUGH MY MIND.
FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
 IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
 I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
 ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.
 THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
 SILENT, ALONE,
 CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR,
IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.
 THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
 THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
 NOT HOW I PICTURED,
 AN AUSTRALIAN SOLDIER.
 WAS THIS THE HERO, OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED?
I REALIZED THE FAMILIES,
 THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
 OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS,
 WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.
 SOON ROUND THE WORLD,
 THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
 AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE,
 A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.
 THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM,
 EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
 BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,
 LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.
  HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE,
IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.
 THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT,
A TEAR TO MY EYE,
I DROPPED TO MY KNEES,
 AND STARTED TO CRY.
 THE SOLDIER AWAKENED,
 AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,
 "SANTA DON'T CRY,
 THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;
 I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,
 I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
 MY LIFE IS MY GOD,
 MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS."
 THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
 AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
 I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,
 I CONTINUED TO WEEP.
 I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,
 SO SILENT AND STILL,
 AND WE BOTH SHIVERED,
 FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.
 I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE,
 ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
 THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR,
 SO WILLING TO FIGHT.
 THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
 WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
 WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA,
 IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE."
 ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH, AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.
 "MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."


This poem was written by an Australian Peacekeeping soldier
 stationed overseas.

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